ABS

Angry Butt Sex, often used in question form as to confuse the questionee:

Dood 1: Hey Dood 2, do you have ABS?
Dood 2: Yes, I do.
Dood 1: Eww, you have angry butt sex?!!?

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CAGD

Chortling A Great Deal

You: instead of sexy, i had to bring the minnows back.
Me: CAGD!!!

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