Purkle

An expression of sadness, remorse, guillt or distress. Not an epithet, rather an admission of sorrow.

"Dude... you dog just got run over. You know, your favourite dog."

"Oh... Rover... purkle :-("

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Tauren

Originating from the Warcraft computer games; Taurens are extremely large cow-like people. Tauren as an adjective is used similar to 'massive' or 'enormous'; it can be used to describe anything that is larger than ordinary.

"I am tauren in the pants."

"I just chucked a tauren dump."

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the tits

the shit

Those chips are the tits!

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cookie says

Shortened form of "I have a cookie that says...", meaning that you are betting a cookie that the statement following is true.

Cookie says that will rain tommorow.

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horny

slang for sexually aroused

female - clothes = horny man or lesbian

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full balloon

'Full Balloon' is a slang term used for a specific sexual act. It is when a man has anal intercourse with a partner (male or female), and when he is finished, he proceeds to urinate in the recieving person's anus, and the recieving person must hold it in. Thus the term 'Full Balloon'. Some believe the term originated in prisons, just as the term 'Salad Tossing' originated there as well.

"Dude, John gave Jack a Full Balloon! EEEWWW!"

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Cable Diving

Searching through the cables behind your computer(s) for lost cables, plugs or small children.

"Fckgw... I dropped my cat5e... time to go cable diving"

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