philmo

A business owner who does not take a day off.

He can't go today he's at work, he's such a philmo.

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tila nguyen

aka tila tequila according to her myspace, which 90% of people on there had her as a "friend". don't really find her attractive, not exactly a very gorgeous female.

I find most of the normal girls on myspace more attractive than this tila nguyen.

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keira knightley

gorgeous, hot, good-looking, when describing a girl

She's so keira knightley I really want to ask her out!

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firetruck

1) A vehicle which carries firemen and fire fighting equipment to the scenes of fires.
2) A substitute for the word "Fuck", which has risen from a (false) rumor that Soupy Sales said on his kids show "What starts with F and ends with UCK?" Firetruck!

1) The firetruck went to the burning house.
2) Go firetruck yourself.

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dookfonker

A dookfonder is something that lays eggs inside ones anus. It feeds off the fluids in the inner rectum and nurtures the eggs until they hatch and proceed to completely take over the host. The host then becomes becomes deranged and has a sole intent of murdering pastries and eating the creamy carcass left behind. The host also becomes susceptable to menstrastion of the anus into which he/she injects massive amounts of maple syrup. It should also be noted that the behavior of the now dookfondered host can be likened to that of a douchy Ernest Borgnine lookalike.

noun: Dude while you were passed out Mike totally shoved a dookfonder up your ass. Sha.

adverb: You just got dookfondered bitch.

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jiker

Jiker-a hitch hiking biker

i saw a jiker walking down the road so i picked him up , his chopper must have broken

orsm

the act of one being awesome

vinny is orsm

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