AINTTAINT

The exclanation that your wife or girlfriend uses when you inadvertently (possibly accidentally) slip your cock in her ass while fucking!!!

Hey becarefule Tom that ainttaint its my asshole!!!

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fudge smudge

the little browish tint on the tip of your dick after ass bangin your girlfriend/boyfriend

Man when I turned on the lite after ass bangin Karen last nite I had a massive fudge smudge!!!

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gerkinjerkin

the art of male masturbation!!! (gerkin being small pickle)

I caught little johnny with a playboy gerkinjerkin again.

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dabomb.com

Anything that is the most righteous in its category!!!

Jessica Alba is dabomb.com!!!!!

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tore up from the floor up

Being so drunk or high that even your toes have a buzz!!!

Man at the bar last nite I was tore up from the floor up!!!

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Woods Hoods

An entirely new line of condoms Endorsed by of course Tiger Woods!!!.... With 12 to a pack!!!

Man Im expecting an all nighter with Tina I ned a pack of Woods Hoods!!!

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facebookfiction

A facebook post that needs to be updated to coincide with lies told!!!

Man good thing you you used a little facebookfiction or Karen would have busted you!!