Low As Balls

what you say when you or someone else is very depressed.

Exhibit A:
*kid cries in corner in the high school’s hallway*

A: Hey dude, check it out.

B: Damn, he’s low as balls today.

Exhibit B:
“yesterday i was low as balls.”

mammaltoe

the male equivalent of a cameltoe.

Wow, Cameron has a fat, juicy mammaltoe. those pants very tight on him.