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April 12th 2024

Annual sausage rememberance day. On this day, 12 Apr 2024 9:58 AM a loser has dropped their sausage on the bus floor, and now they no longer have breakfast. On this day we take a half-a-minute of silence to remember this tragedy, and take appreciation for all the sausages consumed prior and onwards.

Person 1: "Did you know today is the annual sausage remembrance day?"
Person 2: "Oh really? What's that?"
Person 1: "Ever since April 12th 2024 we've been taking moment every year to remember the sausage that was tragically lost that morning."
Person 2: "Oh cool, I'll take note of that."

by virtucritic April 12, 2024