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a 4 hour working period on a water slide
the park maager decided to put martin on the shlift
the moment somebody completely roasts you, and your super shamed. you know its over, so you sit there and say "in addition to that" or just ramble incoherintly
after being accused of watch porn, joe gave his biden face
rambling on without thought of what your talking about. happens mostly when drunk
see that old dirty man? he totally doing biden talk
a condom
bobby decided to be safe, and put on his ding-dong sock
a machine that reads out the sonic frequency of your fart, the intensity of the smell, and the length of how long it stays in the air. it estimates and draws who the fart belongs to. many detectives use this devise for solving crime.
and everyone in the room suddenly looked at tommy, who had his face on the fart-o-meter screen! they now knew who let out the fart that killed old man Jones