tartaglia

tartaglia is a hottie with a hottie body
some people call tartaglia ed sheeran, but that is simply not the case. tartaglia has foul legacy, ed sheeran does not. tartaglia also has a 9 inch dick. ed sheerandoes not.

speaking of long cooldowns, id wait for the full duration of tartaglias cooldown for him to look at me

i want tartaglia to eat me alive, or any other way he wants to use me
there are approximately 10,10,300 in the English dictionary, and not a single one of those words can define how much i love tartaglia

foul legacy, more like foul fuck me

person 1
"tartaglia is so hot, if he ripped me limb from limb and ate my family, id thank him for looking in my general direction. "

wendys worker
"ma'am, this is a wendys"

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cynonari

an extreme rational phobia of the famous (but highly invalid) genshin impact ship, cynonari. people that think this ship is entirely okay, deserve 32 years in federal prison.

the fact you think someone as incredible, gorgeous, outstanding, manly, satisfactory, charming, sincere, compassionate, humane, kind-hearted, gentle fellow as cyno can even survive multiple minutes breathing around something that's as derogatory as t*ghnari clearly need intense mental help.

t*ghnari could NEVER pull someone as amazing as cyno, let alone breathe his air. girlies its cynos world, and were just living in it </3

honestly, if you think about it, t*ghnari is literally wasting oxygen. his only purpose is to feed the mutated fish at the bottom of an extremely polluted river with his dead body.

(this is a joke pls don't murder me)

person 1: hey!! ♥ do you ship cynonari?

person 2 (the rational one): kys.

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