motards

Drivers from the state of Utah

"You see that mofo?? he's going 90 in a 30, what a motard!"

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Window Shopping

The process of stealling items descrieetly from a store.

"I just got a copy of this game by Window Shopping. Didn't pay a dime"

"Yo, lets go window shopping. I'm broke"

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shtick

ACT - i.e. some type of goofy act.

stop with your SHTICK. It's driving me crazy.

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arch duke singe

while performing fellatio, one holds a lighter to his/her partner's genitals

tom gave jill the arch duke singe and she dumped him

Egg on legs

A phrase used to describe a person who has done something/said something rather idiotic without realising or meaning to.

Person 1: Oh crap, i locked myself out of the house
Person 2: You egg on legs!

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divorce

punishment for being stupid enough to marry the bitch.

You got married, now you'll be paying for the rest of your life in the divorce settlement. Too bad you didn't get a pre-nup

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ricer

One who puts a TYPE R sticker and/or an upside down Acura badge oh his/her honda civic. One who can fistfuck his/her exhaust pipe. One with a double decker spoiler on a front wheel drive, automatic, 120HP asian family vehicle.

usually those who wear abercrombie or something like Ecko or people with condoms on their heads (some call them "dough-rags")

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