Putin

Noun, a guy who, if you believe "the news", is either All-Powerful or All-Stoopid, both loves and hates America at the same time, Is so clever that he's responsible for the death of every random kitten and grandma on earth, and so stupid that he won't roll-over for Imperialist-Atlanticists like every other post-soviet republic. Both was and was not "head of the KGB." Both is and is not Yeltsins bestist-bud. Is at the same time loved and hated by every Russian. Is somehow the boss of every hacker/doxxer/troll on the planet. Is Trumps lover, despite Trump massively increasing sanctions. ACTUALLY fights ISIS.

Whhhagh!! Mummy!!? The Putin ate my puppy...!

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Trumped

Closing your eyes for a big hug, but instead getting smacked in the chops.

"Ouch!! My BALLS!! But, but... she seemed like such a peace-loving hippie!"
"Yeah... you got Trumped, fella."

tardic nexus

a confederacy of dunces, a stink-tank, a multi-anchor TV news show. The feeling one gets when existence itself just seems to wanna GETCHA.

I tried to get my phone fixed, but the tardic nexus was to strong that day... Have you seen "The Five"? God-damn, that show is a Tardic Nexus!!

Weaponize

To take something that you yourself do every day, turn it on your enemy, all the while defining it as 'the most horrible thing ever ever!!!'

"I just cannot seem to weaponize his love of the people!!"
"Sure you can!! Just call it POPULISM!!"