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catastructive

A contraction for catastrophic destruction. An event so unimaginably disastrous that no single word describes it. An end of the world as we know it scenario.

The major breach exercise we are doing this year is profoundly catastructive; I hope we never face it for real!

by vududady August 19, 2017


Stipify

When a guy in a wheel chair is trying to make a profound point.

Let me stipify you that this shit don't work!

by vududady November 9, 2011

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Stipify

To boldly proclaim without adequate knowledge or proper English. When a guy in a wheel chair rises up and tries to make a profound point.

Let me stipify you that this shit ain't workin'!

by vududady November 9, 2011

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Clintoned

To be killed under suspicious circumstances after being involved with or or eye-witnessing clandestine or nefarious activity.

The former business associate of the local crime family got Clintoned on his way to the courthouse to testify against them.

by vududady August 18, 2016

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Questimony

To provide testimony while questioning a witness. To present evidence witnesses have to respond to and which must be considered in the court record while asking witnesses questions. A way of introducing evidence or content and leading witness testimony in court while examining or cross-examining witnesses.

The defense lawyer was testifying in court by using questimony of witnesses.

by vududady November 12, 2016


Tarditecture

1) Any type of architecture (physical, network, software, or otherwise) that lacks quality in design, creation, or implementation.

2) Architecture done by absolute retards who somehow have a job doing sophisticated things.

3) A contraction of the words retard and architecture.

Person 1: Man! Did you see how bad that network design is?

Person 2: Yeah! That is tarditecture at its best!

by vududady January 17, 2012


Dosomethingism

1. A mental disorder characterized by the compulsive urge to do or change something, even though everything is going just fine.

2. The deranged mental state induced by the concept or belief that change for the sake of change is good.

Example 1:
Person 1: Kenneth left the message board; now what should we do with his private forums and groups he created?
Person 2: Lets make them all public and reorganize them in a different way. Maybe we should split them up between different forums.
Person 3: You are both crazy and suffering from dosomethingism! Those forums were fine before and are fine now! Leave them alone!

Example 2:
Person 1: The network ranges at our various sites are non-sequential. We need to re-IP our entire network so that there are no empty network ranges in between the segments.
Person 2: Are you crazy? Do you know how much downtime that could cause? You must be suffering from dosomethingism and you are probably a Democrat! Go see a shrink!

by vududady December 28, 2011

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