beef curtainitis

general swelling or inflammation of the labia or "beef curtains" as the kids are calling them these days.
beef curtainitis can be caused by various factors such as:
1. fucking too hard or too frequently
2. allergic reaction
3. getting punted in the poon
etc.

paris hilton probably has terminal beef curtainitis as a result of being constantly stuffed on by numerous, random wieners.

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turd sculptor

the "art" or act of attempting to make something out of shit either literally or figuratively.

Dude 1: did you see the new movie that turd sculptor tim burton put out?

Dude 2: yeah...between helena bonham carter and that script he sure had his hands full of shit, huh?

Dude 1: yep.

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ugly parrot

a sexual move that involves sneaking up behind a girl and laying your junk on her shoulder and squawking like a parrot in a loud and obnoxious tone.

My girlfriend was typing a paper last night and it was the perfect opportunity to whip my junk out, perch it on her shoulder and squawk like a parrot. Hence, the ugly parrot.

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