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1. Noun (olde English infused with Germanic overtones): One who thrusts the virtues of elegance through the figurative sphincter of an uncouth savage.
His tireless efforts to tame the savagery of Britain's underclass, commonly known as 'Chavs', have granted him status as the foremost asspanzer of our age.
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Noun - Gank (Archaic Flemmish): A firm hit to the crown of one's head with a closed fist.
Verb - To gank: The act of hitting the crown of one's head with a closed fist.
A posse of chavs confronted me, whilst tending to the evacuation of my bladder in an intimate alley behind Oxford Street, and spewed forth a particularly degenerate form of vernacular; henceforth, I was compelled to offer them each a swift gank to their craniums in order to assert my disapproval.
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