Optimus Prime

An immortal robot from outer space, he has come back to life a million fucking times and loves saying the word hour in a fucking sentence. He also can't stand 5 seconds without an introduction.

I am optimus prime, leader of the autobots. Will you assist us in our darkest hour?

Cushe

Basically a really dumb way of saying couch. It is a really fun word to use!

Yoo, your new cushe looks epic. Can I try it out?

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