super retarded dog

The funniest cartoon making fun of retarded people known to man. It is about the adventures of a retarded dog, who has no super powers, just super retarded, and his arch enemy.

Hey, isn't that the super retarded dog theme. S-U-P-E-R R-E tarded D-O-G!

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goondick

Someone who is a goober, doofus, or dumbass. A goondick will usually take this as a complement to his stupidity and will continue to do things that make him look as though he is a goondick, such as being outsmarted by microwaves, tellings stories that never really happened, talking about having sex with their friend's underaged cousins and talking about writing in his diary when people are mean to him.

So, I have this really great story that never really happened...
--- Charlie, you're such a goondick.

If you don't stop making fun of me, I'm gonna stick it in your cousin's ass.
--- Charlie, you're such a goondick.

Jamie, your microwave's smarter than me.
--- Man, Charlie you're a goondick.

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Prev

A rare breed of Sri Lankan spider monkey that moisturizes itself 6-8 times daily while thinking about sweaty, hairy men.

Hey Phil, why does that prev keep rubbing rob reiner every time he looks at you?

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bochka

the Canadian term for diarrhea

I just bochkaed

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manatee

Nature's speedbump.

Thump
Was that a wave?
No, it was just a fat useless manatee.

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bitty tar

A Titty Bar...if you couldn't figure it out on your own

Let's go to the bitty tar and check out some tig ol' bitties.

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