MTL

Montreal QC Canada. The city of Saints. Sin City of the North. Party town.

- Yo! Where you from?
- I represent the M-T-L, where you'll find the best weed on the continent.

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baby batter

semen and sperm...ejaculate

Dude, that's just nasty! Your sheets have dried baby batter on 'em!

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Troxing

When foxes trot across the road in front of you

Holy shit, it just went troxing in front of me!

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gistapo kick

a really hard kick directed at the anus by a realy angry person.

i was in k-mart when zack gistapo kicked me.

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Roley

the term for a pimped out rolex, as reffered to by snoop dogg

"I got a roley on my arm, and i'm pourin sean don, and i'm doin the best, cuz i got it goin on."-snoop dogg (drop it like its hott)

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assripper

To fart, one who passes gas.

Dave is a real assripper.

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nascar

A bunch of idiots going right for way too long. Are you friggin' kidding me? These guys think going in circles makes them look fast? Trying turning right every now and then you flamin' idiots! F1 and the WRC drivers have more skill in their big toe nail than these rednecks!

Let's all get together and drink beer at the Nascar event and look like total retards! MAybe someone will crash so we actually have some art for the living room!

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