wafflestep

The euphoria experienced by eating waffles and listening to dubstep at the same time.

Face most commonly experienced during wafflestepping: O.O

"Sorry dude, im gonna go home and wafflestep after school"
"Dont bother him, he's wafflestepping"

Smoulgus

Smoulgus is noun or sometimes adjective that is equivalent to AIDS, Hepatitis, Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Chlamydia, Crabs, Genital Warts, and any imaginable STI, all rolled into one delightfully disgusting package. Its basically a word to describe pure disgusting grimey grossness.

Suck my smoulgus.

I just ate a sandwhich that tasted like smoulgus.

Your face looks like smoulgus.

My smoulgus itches.

Your sister gave me smoulgus.

They you is

Exclusively used by a ghetto person as a monologous exclaimation when he finds something he was looking for, or maybe when he’s playing hide and seek with a cute kitten and/or child (most likely accompanied by an exclaimation point in that usage)

*black man finds his keys after he’s been ready to leave for fork and about to be late*
They you is

*black man is playing peekaboo with a newborn kitten and uncovers it’s adorable little paws from its face*
THEY YOU IIIIISSSS!!