Sidney Johnson

A man with a small penis and no friends. A common slang word used in Secondary Schools in the county of Essex, England. Usually ginger.

“Did you see that ginger band kid?”
“Yeah, he’s a Sidney Johnson innit.”

Eakas

An incredibly beautiful man. He can melt a bullet shot at him since he’s so hot.

“Did you see Eakas?”
“Yeah, I’ve got a boner now.”