I'm outta hours

Nice way for a husband to turn down his wife's sexual advances upon entering the bed.

Wife: Wanna fool around???"
Husband: "I'm outta hours" while he is rolling over...

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Fogged

Getting hit by funky bad breath while talking to another person

Person 1: Hey, what ya doing?

Person 2: Not much (invisible cloud of nasty breath hitting person 1 while person 2 talking--person 1 steps backwards two steps while covering nose ever so descretely)

Person 1 : (thinks to self " I just got fogged!")

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