veggot

Another word for "vegetarian"

Some veggot was bitching at me for eating a sausage yesterday. I told him to go eat a carrot and die.

cartman clause

The clause of a license for an open source project that requires you to publicly suck the balls of (give due credit to) the contributers.

After some indy company got rich for making a really cool game, the sole writer of one of the open source libraries they used started whining on the internet to everybody. He decided not to add a cartman clause to the license of his project, but his balls are so very dry right now.