Marshy

Go out to a bar load up on as much drinking and smoking as you can while you're sick. Arrive at your friend's/cousin's/ sister's house after partying and have them pick you up some fast food. Fall asleep on the living room floor while your friend and his girlfriend sleep on the couch next to you. After a few hours the mixture of cigarettes, alcohol, fast food and having the flu will be mixed together. Wake up! run to the bathroom with your mouth and asshole ready to fire ! leave the door wide open and start puking into the toilet. After the first five minutes start shitting and blowing ass as well. if you do this right you will wake up everyone in the house with the sounds of pissing out of your asshole and mouth.

My grandparents let me stay at their house last night do to the fact I was drunk as fuck. When I woke up grandma said I pulled a Marshy last night.

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