Fish Bandit

Someone who goes out to the supermarket, buys a full live fish, gets in a car with a bunch of his/her friends, and throws it at an innocent passer by.

Yo fish bandit, you wanna throw a salmon or a swordfish this time?

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Fish Monger

Derivede from fish bandit. One who cannot be trusted to make a key/clutch fish toss. (refer to fish bandit)

Person #1: OMFG, he just missed hitting a midget and a fat woman!

Person #2: Good job fish monger.

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