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A person whose lower body is noticeably larger than their upper body.
"Betty looks good in the face, but she got body by big bird."
when a woman is so smoking that she gets instant access to the precious balls -and anything else she wants--without having to say a word or do anything else.
Dora is so hot, I gave her an all ball access pass as soon as I laid eyes on her.
when you hold back an impending crap long and hard enough that it actually creeps back upwards, buying you a little more time before either making it to a bathroom or shitting your pants
Carl suddenly had to take a shit on a floatplane but there was no bathroom, so he clenched up tight and forced an upturd.
when someone happens upon an un-flushed toilet and haphazardly finds beauty in a left-behind turd
Curtis could not help but express his sincere turd flattery after he hopped upon a perfect brown spiral in the Burger King bathroom
a human being that strongly resembles an ewok
Being short with that beard and his punched-in face, Marvin looks like a straight up hewok.
the vagina
Damn it was looking promising for you last night. Did you get the doughnut?
A big flabby round broad who's desperate to have sex with anyone. Just find hole and insert.
"Martha is like 400 hunnid pound and horny as hell. That's the way I like it. Sexblob style."
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