upturd

when you hold back an impending crap long and hard enough that it actually creeps back upwards, buying you a little more time before either making it to a bathroom or shitting your pants

Carl suddenly had to take a shit on a floatplane but there was no bathroom, so he clenched up tight and forced an upturd.

turd flattery

when someone happens upon an un-flushed toilet and haphazardly finds beauty in a left-behind turd

Curtis could not help but express his sincere turd flattery after he hopped upon a perfect brown spiral in the Burger King bathroom

hewok

a human being that strongly resembles an ewok

Being short with that beard and his punched-in face, Marvin looks like a straight up hewok.

Bjorf

When you combine the styles of Bjork (or a generally Icelandic Elven type look) with Smurftones, most often by dying your hair a blue smurfberry color or wearing smurf blue makeup.

"These rave girls all be dying their hair blue and gettin' that Bjorf} look. Know what I'm talking bout?"

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all ball access pass

when a woman is so smoking that she gets instant access to the precious balls -and anything else she wants--without having to say a word or do anything else.

Dora is so hot, I gave her an all ball access pass as soon as I laid eyes on her.

brunchliner

An ignorant liberal- usually with sleeve tattoos, piercings, and a hipster-like beard - willing to wait hours on line at brunch spots to pay $40 for a scrambled egg.

Doug is a straight up fool. He got thatMickey Mouse tattoo on his neck, and he's a brunchliner at any place that will serve his filthy ass.

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oyster farm

synonym for whorehouse or brothel

Hey, I got an extra 200$ let's go get some action at the oyster farm.