speshul

an euphemism for mentally retarded

If you're riding the short bus, chances are you're speshul.

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confuzzlement

(noun) the state of being confuzzled, i.e., confused

The perplexing quandary left her in a state of confuzzlement.

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moodle

To molest with a noodle, especially with one's own noodle, or with a noodle of unspecified origin.

Usage Note: Although the act of moodling is usually unintentional, the verb can convey a connotation of sketch. (See second example.)

At dinner Mariska was dismayed to find, upon glancing at her lap, that she had been... moodled.

So Ryan, do any moodling lately? *wink, wink*

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bounce

1) an expression, or perhaps more appropriately, action of excitement, happiness, joy, etc. This interpretation is usually favored when asterisks are placed on either side of the term, i.e., *bounces*.

2) without the asterisks, bounce usually refers to the act of leaving.

1) I got the job! *bounces!*

2) I'm bored. Let's bounce.

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