wang

1. A common Chinese name
2. Penis

Wang has a small wang.

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tap a well

Take a leek. pee...drain the lizzard

well im off to go tap a well

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lope

a cigarette, referring to sitting around having a cigarette.

Smoked my last lope bitch.

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dizee

Some fat kid who wears glasses.

Go on to Yahoo IM and type 8-) that's dizee.

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consign

Korn is hella better than this band.

I took a huge shit, and it reaked of consign as i flushed it.

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television

1. A device so essential to Americans that it is mentioned alongside food, water and shelter during cataclysmic tornadoes, flash floods and earthquakes. Often abbreviated as "TV" or "teevee."

2. The drug of choice for Mike Teevee, a character in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

"We had no water, no power, no TV," Lurleen Tootin of Milledgeville said. "I told my Darrell we damn near could have died."

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tablescraps

When a begger needs food and results to eating table scraps.

Rich guy:im hungry lets grab a burger.
Poor Begger:no thanks its to much i'll take some table scraps though.

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