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when a girl has you in a painful and inescapable hold and you steal a kiss and escape when she is stunned
friend: what happened after that girl twisted your wrist?
me: oh i just used the good old safety release and ran like hell
Someone who acts like they're living the party life in high school while being an adult. This includes still living with your parents despite having a good paying job, dating girls much younger than them albeit at age of consent yet under the drinking age, doing drugs, regularly posting in their snapchat story of them smoking weed or doing drugs or partying, and near-constant shitposting.
If you keep doing that funkyboy ass shit, you're gonna always be a funkyboy and the world is running out of room for funkyboys.
Disappearing for an extended period of time.
Person 1: Where's Bob? I haven't seen or heard from him for a couple of weeks.
Person 2: Must be pulling a Putin.
when you become paranoid because webmd matched your symptoms with an incurable disease, usually cancer.
guy 1: whats wrong man? you seem to be acting like your about to die
guy 2: i have a headache that has been going for weeks and when i looked on webmd i apparently have a brain tumor
guy 1: you just have a case of webmd paranoia
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People who go through trash cans and recycling bins looking for returnables, usually in order to get enough money for drugs or essentials.
Some goddamn can people made a huge mess of trash all over my driveway and I had to spend all morning cleaning it up.