Gooch Glide

The act of sliding the middle an index finger over the surface of the gooch after a sweaty day, and then smelling the foul odour that stenches the fingers.

Derek: Smell my fingers
Gary: Where the fuck have they been?
Derek: Gooch glide

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The Refreshing Drink

The act of inserting a straw down the uretha of a penis while the recipitant pleasures himself, and just before releasing his liquid explosion, he places the opposite end of the straw into his mouth resulting in a tasty, protein fuelled refreshing drink.

John: "You' re looking really buff recently Terry."
Terry: Yeah, must be the refreshing drinks I've been taking."

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Goalhanging

The dangerous attempt of balancing on a crossbar of a football goalpost while naked, with a short rope attatched to his penis while the other end of the rope is fastened securely around the crossbar. A footballer will then attempt to remove the daring man on the crossbar by kicking footballs at him until the unfortunate loses balance and is left goalhanging.

Jim: Why u keep scratchin your balls Jules?
Jules: I got serious rope burns from being left goalhanging until the groundsman cut me down

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