diode

An electrical component that allows electricity to flow only one way. Used in the rectifier bridge of an alternator. Also used as L.E.D. (light emitting diode) lights.

Dumbass: "The guys at the parts store tested my alternator and said that the diodes are bad. How much to replace them?"

Guy at alternator rebuilders shop: "Those rank amatures don't know what they're talking about, and neither do you, you dumb ass."

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bone

To render something or someone fubar by using a long, blunt object; such as a bat, table leg, or metal pipe.

...then he ripped off the table leg and totally boned that fucker upside his head.

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