Stall Flooder

A certain individual who flushes a clogged toilet in a crowded public restroom, causing poopwater to flood the ground. Usually those in the stalls around this certain individual are forced to abandon their thrones and become very angry. This certain individual will laugh and run away as to escape the ire of his/her victims.

Bob: Ah....I finally get to sit down and empty my bowels

Fred: Haha. I'm going to flush that clogged toilet to piss Bob off.

Flushing sound followed by the sound of cascading water.

Bob: Aaaaaaa!!!!! What the fuck!!!!!!! Damn Stall Flooder!!!!

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Pond Dick

The only STD not caused by sexual intercourse with another human, Pond Dick occurs when one swims in a dirty pond covered with green, toxic algae. Parasites dwelling beneath the algae cluster around a male's penis when that male jumps into said pond. Upon exiting the pond, the parasites burrow into the penis, leaving a bumpy rash known as Pond Dick. This condition cannot be treated and is generally more feared than the HIV virus.

Brian: I'm not running tomorrow, because I want to go swimming in the pond.
Steve: Aren't you worried you might get Pond Dick?
Brian: You're right. I'll come to practice. The pond has too much green slime. I definitely do not want to obtain Pond Dick.

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