pap

1. n. A typical pointless senior citizen fit, usually involving bad drivers, politicians, or sports.
2. v. To commit a pap.

Origin: "pap," short for grandpap (also see definition 17 for mick)

The Steelers lost again, and Gramps had a pap.

He papped when he got stuck behind the guy driving the speed limit because he was going "too gah-dam slow."

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mick

1. n. An action done with complete thoughtlessness.
2. v. To commit a mick.

Origin: "mick," truncation of "Micki," nickname for grandma (also see definition 27 for pap)

"Did that fatass take ANOTHER cupcake??? I just told her they were for Saturday's party!"
"Yeah, she's prone to micks."

"Aw, Stacy micked again! She left the back door open in the rain!"

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