Cabbage

A Person who is daft, absent minded, or a pinkboy. They have little to no capacity to think for themselves, and will often be found repeating the latest one-liners ad nauseum. Most of them believe that they think for themselves, and are creative creatures, but this has yet to be proven.

Boy #1:(Mimicking an episode of Family Guy) "Butt-scratchers!"

Manic laughter of crowd around boy #1

Boy #2: "Shit on My boots, You guys are a bunch of cabbages! I'm going to make like Morrison and choke on My own vomit(=leave)."

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Masturgitate

mas-ter-ji-teyt verb, -tat·ed, -tat·ing.

to stimulate the genital organs of (oneself or another) while vomiting.

A combination of the words masturbate and regurgitate.

Two guys in a thread where the OP was a photoshopped picture of Harry Truman's face on Tia Carrere's nude body from the 2003 Playboy centerfold spread.

#1: Is there a word for fapping while vomitting?

#2: Masturgitate?

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