stiff kitten

(n) someone who is very boring and not socially outgoing. lacks a social life, commonly turns down invitations to do fun stuff

Eric never wants to come drinking with us, he's such a stiff kitten.

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Karalyze

(v.) to make a false, usually lame, excuse as to why one cannot hang out

"So can Kevin make it to the hockey game?"

"No, he made up some excuse about tearing his hip, the dude totally karalyzed us."

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fuck that jazz

A phrase used to show disdain for a given task, or object that is horribly undesired.

Matt: "Hey will you cover my shift at work for me Monday when I go away?"

Ben: "Fuck that jazz!"

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