Rusty Nail

Popping a turd in the fridge to let it freeze and then using it as a dildo.

"Mate last week I froze one of my shites so I could rusty nail my new bird in the fanny".

Vagenie

A vagina so good it can be considered to hold magical powers.

"That girl from the office is gross. I don't know how she gets so much action, she must have a vagenie or something".