I'd drink her farts

An impossible feat that is only attempted to prove to the farter, or on lookers, how attracted you are to said farter.

guy #1- Dude, Taylor Swift is fine.

Guy #2- yep

Guy #1- man, I'd drink her farts

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Slick a turd

To lick the end of a turd like it was soft serve ice cream.

Damn, Man Taylor Swift is so hot I would slick a turd for her!

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