ITSOM

An abbreviation of "In That State of Mind", referring to doing something while high (typically off of marijuana).

Josh: Dude, I'm seeing Avatar ITSOM tomorrow!
Matt: Woah! Can I come?
Josh: Bro, get your own weed.

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toke countdown

The anxious countdown to when you will be able to smoke weed next. Can range from minutes to weeks.

Wendy: (on Facebook chat) hey what are you up to?
Peter: (on Facebook chat) ugh I'm on a toke countdown until my parents go to bed.

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DOTD

Abbreviation of Douchebag of the Day, a term coined by YouTube celebrity sxephil on "The Philip DeFranco Show". Refers to a person or a group of people current in the news who has done something outlandishly stupid and/or taboo. Always a douchebag.

Philip DeFranco: (after discussing a girl who threw a bucket of puppies into a river)...And that is what makes her the DOTD.

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muh

a more urban way of saying "mother fucker".

"I'm tired as a muh!"

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Eiffel Tower Wedding Party

A french surrealist one-act play that takes place on the first platform of the Eiffel tower, including characters such as an ostrich and a living camera. Written by Jean Cocteau in 1921. Watching it is highly considered an alternative to doing acid/LSD.

Drug Dealer: Hey Kevin, you back for some more acid?
Kevin: Hell no, man! I'm seeing Eiffel Tower Wedding Party tomorrow night!

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Post-Inception Realization

Post-Inception Realization is the realization a person comes across after viewing Christopher Nolan's 2010 film, "Inception". At first, they refer to it as "the best movie ever made" or "biggest mind fuck ever", only to realize a few days later that the movie was actually pretty average.

Matt: Shit man, I just saw Inception! Best fucking movie ever!!
Jason: I saw it last week, just wait for Post-Inception Realization to kick in.

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status texting

When someone texts you completely random and/or insignificant information only pertaining to themselves, as if they were updating their Facebook status.

Lauren (via text): I'm taking pictures at my sister's wedding!!!
Grace (via text): Please, no status texting. Save that shit for Facebook.

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