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stealing fake tits from a blonde prostitute so you can wear them yourself
Greg: hey Billy I did a titty robbery,
Billy: yeah nice,
Greg: see look im wearing her titties now,
Billy: oh yeah nice I like them titties,
Greg: here feel my titties Billy,
Billy: oh yes Greg oh oh oh I love dem tiddies!
Billy: (starts to get a boner)
Greg: I've watched enough hentai to know where this is going,
half an hour later
Greg: oh BIlly pound my ass while you touch my titties!
Billy: oh shit Greg im gonna cum!
Greg: cum in my ass Billy!!
Billy: oh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Greg: I feel like a new born baby, wet and stuck.
calling someone up to do a drive by shooting, rob a bank, smoke weed, kill someone, rob a shop or do any other illegal activity. but has to involve at least two or more people.
Ben: yo Zaq, Brian was Rang-banging me to go join his gang and burn down The muthafucking Cathedral Church and Minor Basilica of Saint Patrick Melbourne in mackdaddy Victoria, Australia, and stab its archbishop, Denis Hart. Melbourne, holy shit it went up in flames well nibba, and you shoulda seen that faggots face as i glassed his cock with a vodka bottle.
Zaq: LOL
like all phone companies they have terrible in store and online service
Greg walking to Telstra: oh yes they have a hospital for phones I am pleased and am hoping its free to fix my phone.
Greg in Telstra : excuse me my phone has a weird beeping sound on it.
staff: psssh muthafucka that's because you have a virus.
Greg: what did you call me?
staff: your a man slut with a old ball bag.
Greg: FUCK! (smashes the phone)
slang for mid to low quality marijuana that doesn't look great but gives you a fucking great trip
Sonia: hey Bethany want some turbulence and donkey wheat?
Bethany: yeah ill have a couple dabs
Sonia: yeah but don't fucking smoke all my weed otherwise im making you pay me back for it
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH DRUIDS
A drjud is a member of the high-ranking lesbian mask colony of 1654 in ancient Greek cultures. While perhaps best remembered as the dirty hores of Greece , they were also sex slaves, men, lorekeepers, medical professionals and political advisors. While the drjud are reported to have been illiterate, they are believed to have been prevented by doctrine from recording their lesbian finger jobs in written form, thus they left no written accounts of themselves. They are however attested in some detail by their contemporaries from other cultures, such as the Romans and the Chinese.
e.g. F4M W422UP W4NN4 F1NG3R M3?
is a common type of saying in the times
Peter: yo fam wanna hit up my time machine and go see the drjud colonies?
Grace: but nigga don't you mean the druids.
Peter: no you stupid bitch!
an expression uttered by people who have only slight disdain of another
Barry: hey fuck a flamingo that fucking faggot Luke stole my fucking condoms and fucked my Bitch Susan in the ass last night then the fuckhead said her tits were too small .
Luke: why are you referring to me in the third person?
Barry: yeah I know Luke I just disliked your use of condoms I mean y know I'd rather you have got her pregnant ok.
it involves two or more people (but at least two) with one person shitting off a building, hill, tall balcony, treehouse or even a really tall ladder and having the other person shoot a arrow up their butthole and just before the arrow reaches the recipients butthole he or she moves and the arrow plunges into the shitters ass instead off the anus
WARNING: if the arrow enters the recipients anus call a ambulance immediately.
because you don't want a bunch of hooligans to give you the "clogged rolls Royce" which involves the removal of the arrow in a painful way.
Shaun: I was playing Russian poolette with sarah and it got stuck up my anus and then she gave me the clogged rolls Royce and the flossing string got stuck in my butt too!
Ahmed: ouch