gammon draps

a bit like beef curtains, but from a different butcher, they still open and shut in the same way tho, usually used in a term of endearment

moan doll giess a look at your salty gammon draps

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Rudey Dudey

A polite and affectionate name for pumping (sex).

" I know it's not my birthday but any chance of a bit of the rudey dudey? "

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