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Fair Lawn

Ahh yes, fair lawn. Since all of these definitions are from forever ago, let’s refresh shall we. Those good ol’ fair lawn cutters still have not had much luck uhh winning a football game. But anyways. Most of our strangely large town with a small town mentality is made up of jewish people mostly from Israelis and russians. But there is some diversity trust me, especially including those who you’d never guess were born & raised in a lil white town. Although it is safe and pretty. You will not think the same during lovely times like skav and goosey night. And of course we have to remember the promenade, where everyone in their freshman year or younger spend their weekends gettin ~wild~ while simultaneously pissing off the workers.

hi, welcome to fair lawn. home of the cutters and 50 minute long graduation speeches.

would you believe me if i told you that the actual lawns of FAIR LAWN are actually quite shitty?

by welcome to our white town July 11, 2019