Arabic umbrella

Is an umberella that you use to cover yourself from a bomb blast.

''Man, I wish I had my arabic umbrella right now'' said Muhammed while a Russian bomberplane flew over his head.

plessure 9/11

is when you reanact 9/11 in the bed and the penis is the plane and the vagina is the towers

you wanna do the plessure 9/11