hungitis

The natural inflammation of the penis resulting in hungness.

Man it looks like your suffering from that hungitis.
Well what do you expect I'm hung like a horse.

shit waxed

The act of having someone performing masturbation on you, including all forms of oral, anal, sexual interaction.

Hey dogg, what you up to?
Nothing man just going to stay in tonight.
Ohh stop bullshitting you getting your shit waxed!