Shoulder stroke

The act of stroking someone's shoulder in a creepy fashion. Accompanied with the words 'Hi... buddy...'

Person 1: *Whistles innocently*
Person 2: *Shoulder stroke* Hi... buddy...
Person 3: *Shudders* You're a bloody creep!

Laurikeet

A parrot-like teenager whom sees all as 'elementary'. Professional Ambler

Shpuggy: Man, I don't get how Laurikeet managed to waltz up to Enchoke and talk to him.
Army: *Writing on Shpuggy's hand* Courage.

Encough

v. The act of encouraging to cough.

Person 1: Encough.
Person 2: *coughs*
Person 1: *smiles*

1👍 1👎

The Man

Someone or something that is to be admired.

Admired boy = The Man
Admired girl = The Man in Woman Form
Admired Ipod = The Man in Ipod Form

48👍 25👎

sexsexagintillion

Literally: 10^201.
Figuratively: a figure used by Australians when they're horny. Used in a sentence the same way as you would with the word 'million'.

Don Juan: I slept with 1000 women in one night.
Don Juan's father: I screwed a sexsexagintillion women in half an hour. I win.
Don Juan: *mind explodes*

17👍 26👎

Pie

Pie is a heaven-sent consumable (food, in other words and worlds) That is fill with the flesh of people, other pies, dogs, your Uncle Fanny or chicken. We can't forget the chicken.

Judge: And what did you have for dinner last night?
Defendant at dock (or port): a pie.
Judge: The defendant has pleaded guilty to cannibalism. He is sentenced to life imprisonment without parole for 15 minutes.

Defendant whilst being dragged off: This is a conspiracy that has not being match since the Salem Witch Trials! I will have my revenge!!!!!

2👍 2👎

Enchoke

Enchoke is 1: The act of encouraging another person to choke, often violently, to the amusement of others. 2: A male with dark hair tied back in a ponytail and bewitching eyes, whose presence causes others to choke.

Stickman 1: Enchoke
Stickman 2: *dies from choking*

Girl 1: Oh noes, here comes Enchoke. Don't look at him, whatever you do!