Feminazis

Feminists who take it to the extreme and hate anything with a wang (unless they’re transgender). They free the nip, don’t shave their pits/bush, and generally annoy everyone around them.

“Damn those feminazis are throwing glitter around again!”

Hard “r” Friday

The only day of the week where saying “nigger” is acceptable.

The word “nigga” is used on Monday-Thursday and Saturday & Sunday while “nigger” is is used on fridays.

“Hey nigger”
“Broooo it’s not Hard “r” Friday you can’t say that!”

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Nigatoni

If a black person and an Italian have a baby together, it’s race is “nigatoni”

Toni’s mom: thanks for helping toni study math, he’s been struggling lately.
Me: it’s nothing, anything for my nigatoni

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