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When you're so emo, your fringe is your only true friend.
someone: you should cut your frenge so you can see stuff better.
emo person: but who else will keep the sun out of my eyes, concealing me from this dark and terrible world?
A sweetie-pie declaration of the male anatomy.
Example 1: Ooh, I do like your punjo, tee-hee
Example 2: Would your punjo like to plunjo?
In relation to the noun floccinaucinihilipilification. A sexual arousal from being identified as worthless. Similar to degradation, but with a specific preference for being called such things as unimportant or useless. A mere thing.
Person 1: so what are you into?
Person 2: floccinauciphillia. my existence is so pointless, i don't even deserve the satisfaction of being called names.
This is what you should scream when someone's pissed in your garden and knocked your plant pots over.
Yootwats! Shoo off oot me gerden!
An insult uncommonly used by the Irish, describing a narcissistic person who's arse is too big for their pants. Kind of like an asshole, but ten times more degrading.
Someone: *smashes an expensive vase*
Owner of expensive vase: You feckin' arsemod!
An Abbreviation Of The Song Title I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy And All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me by Fall Out Boy
(by Panic! At the Disco)
Someone: You like fob? My favourite song is iswsifobaaigwtsswam
Someone else: you need help
A sacred place where all hidden treasures of the woman lie.
Tell me, great Lord, which path will lead me to the vaginavolt?
My boy, only the cervical smear nurse knows the answer.