eyejob

To "skeet skeet" into ones eyes.

My girlfriend wanted a hot eyejob, so 'eye' gave one to her!

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woot

Everquest slang for "Wonderful loot" commonly used to refer to a happy event or occurrence.

Woot! That rabid weevil dropped to Bloody Cleavers!

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fl'o

floor

get on tha fl'o biotch.

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Chez Rocket

A really cheesy movie.

That 3 Ninjas movie is a real chez rocket, dude.

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flavored

distracted, preoccupied, generally out-of-it, not lucid

After remaining awake for 36 hours straight to cover an extra shift in the ER, the flavored young doctor crashed on the break room couch.

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emissions test

the process of sticking your bare ass in front of one's face, then blowing hard ass into their mouth; if they throw up immediately then it was an excellent fart, if they don't then they get to pinch a loaf into your mouth

my friend challenged me to an emissions test in which he lost, so i got to drop a foot long deuce into his mouth

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botard

A redneck retard

A redneck is a bo. So a redneck retard is a botard.

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