west coast

The side that speaks coherently? Isn't this the region of the country that nearly destroyed the English language by making the extragrammatical use of the word "like" trendy?

The Elf is a typical West Coast retard.

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east coast

Contrary to the uninformed beliefs of The Elf, the East Coast states of Massachusetts, New Hampshire and Vermont actually have the LOWEST obesity rates of any state in the country, while California's is one of the highest.

East Coast > West Coast

Q: What's the difference between Los Angeles and yogurt?
A: Yogurt has an active culture.

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