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A term that used when a large amount of grenades are thrown and explode at one time. Most commonly used while playing video games online.
Duder 1: "Damn dude they comin' on strong."
Duder 2: "Oh shit! Hella nades son! Crouch! Crouch!"
Duder 1: "Damn dude, I died."
The act of squeezing your butthole closed tightly in an attempt to chop your turd in half as it exits your anus. To complete a successfull chop-flush you must flush right after your initial chop so you don't clog the shitter.
Man, the biggest turd came out of my ass the other day while at work. Good thing I did a chop-flush so I didn't clog the shitter!
A long period of painful, awkward silence when you're talking with your girl about something important. These long pauses make you seriously consider suicide.
Duder: "I don't want you to stop flirting with asian guys because of me, I just want you to understand how I feel"
Chica : "Yeah, I know"
*long silence*
Duder: "What are you thinking?"
Chica: "About what I should do"
*long silence*
Duder: "Damn, another suicide pause. Let's wrap this up before I go off the deep end."
A term, most commonly used while rapping, that is short for 'put a camera'.
Duder 1: "Ok, drop that beat. Hit it."
Duder 2: "I take her to da home yea, I putta camera, I tell her"
Duder 1: "Cut! Did you just say 'putta camera'? That's sick doggy!"
Predetermined and consistent sexual intercourse.
Duder 1: "Dude I just realized that me and my girl fuck every other day! Crazy huh?"
Duder 2: "Damn! That's a sweet ass sex schedule, especially if you're getting some spur of the moment sex on top of that."
Used to describe a guy who is cocky about his penis size.
Duder 1: "Dude my cack looks so big sometimes."
Duder 2: "I'm so happy for you... what the fuck am I supposed to say to that dude? You're so cacky sometimes."
A person who doesn't know anything about wine tasting culture. This type of person may get drunk at the first winery, not knowing there will be more tastings at multiple other wineries to follow.
Duder 1: "Can't believe you paid for 8 samples. You're gonna get tossed."
Duder 2: "What's wrong with that?"
Duder 1: "You know we're going to like 4 other wineries right?"
Duder 2: "OMG! Really? I thought we'd just kick it here."
Duder 1: "Such a wine tasting noob dude."