pet drop-off

The act of ditching your current pet at your parent's house because you are tired of it and want to get a new one. Pet drop-offs are most commonly executed by kids who have parents that are pushovers.

Duder 1: "Yo mang, what happened to your suicidal beagle?"

Duder 2: "Oh you know playa, I had to leave him at my parent's right quick. I wanted to get these two cats anyway."

Duder 1: "Whoa dude that's harsh. You said goodbye after all those years by doing a pet drop-off? Damn!"

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home row slip

When you go and type something only to find that your fingers aren't on home row.

Duder 1: where was your field trip doggy?

Duder 2: this place in Seattle, it was pretty fun. At least I got out of work.

Duder 1: nivr

Duder 2: what the fuck?

Duder 1: *nice, lol, my fingers were off the home keys

Duder 2: nice home row slip you fuck up

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sour tabs

License plate tabs that are very old and expired. Most people's sour tabs are over a month expired because they are too broke to afford new ones.

Duder 1: "Fuck dude I got a ticket today."

Duder 2: "For what?"

Duder 1: "My tabs. They expired last month."

Duder 2: "Damn dude! Those are some sour tabs. I been telling you to get them shits for weeks now."

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creative hot dogger

A person that skillfully incorporates hot dogs into his or her everyday foods.

Chica: "Babe, you going to make me that frozen pizza?"

Duder: "Yea, hold on a second bitch! Gotta slice up some hot dogs to add next to the sausage and pepperoni."

Chica: "Yeah! I love hot dogs! You're such a creative hot dogger."

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dub dub dub

A more gangsta way to say "WWW" (World Wide Web). Most commonly used in the hood.

Thug 1: "Yo dogg, where'd you hear about brizzle browsin'?"

Thug 2: "Ah dogg you need to hit up dub dub dub .urbandictionary.com for all that shit."

Thug 1: "Oh fo sho doggy."

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emeriltator

A person that imitates Emeril Lagasse while they are cooking. Examples include: throwing a kitchen towel over their shoulder and yelling "Bam!" every time they add spices and seasonings to things.

Duder 1: "Smells good dude. Why do you have that towel on your shoulder?"

Duder 2: "What am I supposed to do with it man? Hold on gotta add some oregano.....BAM!"

Duder 3: "You're pretty much an emeriltator dude."

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text terrorist

A person that bombards you with text messages before you can even respond.

Chica's Phone: Hey girl, thinkin bout you

Chica's Phone: What you doing?

Chica's Phone: I been wantin you all day

Chica's Friend: "Damn your phone is blowin' up!"

Chica: "Yea this guy is being a text terrorist. I haven't even had a chance to respond yet."

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