road rhymin'

When a person, usually an aspiring rapper, is freestyling while on the road. Road rhymin' is most effective when accompanied by custom-made beats via in car CD or MP3 player.

Duder 1: "Oh dude I thought of the best rhyme today on the way home from work."

Duder 2: "You was road rhymin' again? Damn man, you gonna get yourself in an accident."

Duder 1: "Fuck all that son! I gots to rhyme!"

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taskbar cover up

When a person quickly covers their computer screen taskbar with their index finger, hiding its contents from someone else. Most commonly used by people who live with their parents and can't stop looking at internet porn.

Duder 1: "Did I tell you that my dad almost caught me last night? I had to do a taskbar cover up to hide my porn from him."

Duder 2: "What? Didn't you look like a jackass with your finger on the screen the whole time?"

Duder 1: "Yeah, he knew what was up. I should have just told him to get out so I could jerk it. He's cool like that."

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mo blacker

A process non-african-american's go through to acquire more 'African-American' type characteristics. It is most often white guys that are tring to get stereotypically mo blacker.

Duder 1: "So, let me get this straight. You now have had sex with a black girl, got multiple tickets, holler at every fine asian girl, enjoy grape drink and Hennessy, you can't swim and have started rapping. You're gettin' mo blacker by the day son!"

Duder 2: "Yeah, fo sho."

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math pro bono

A public service (that usually lasts all year) in which you voluntarily take time out of your day to help your buddy pass math class. Most common math pro bono's involve one American student and the foreign kid he's grown fond of and befriended.

Foreign Kid: "Yo dude I don't get this shit! What the fuck is teach talking about when he says cosine of 30 degrees?"

American Kid: "Get your calculator. All you gotta do is put in 'cos(30degrees)' and you'll get '0.866025404'. Simple dude. Are you going to be my math pro bono all damn year?"

Foreign Kid: "Yeah dude, we don't do math in my country."

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friend with details

Your best buddy that remembers most everything, big or small, about your life (i.e. where you were born, when your birthday is, how many sisters and brothers you have, etc...).

Duder 1: "You know that foreign kid? Yea right, how?"

Duder 2: "We met like 10 years ago. Don't even try to test me dude. He was born in Orlando, moved to Catania, Italy, came back here during middle school, has one full blood sister, his middle name is Darin, he only dates asian girls and he's scared of spiders. I'm the friend with details, holla!"

Duder 1: "Holy shit dude!"

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joke reality check

When a person says or does something jokingly only to find out it's actually true or currently happening. Most joke reality checks are 'what if' situations.

Duder 1: "Oh my god dude look out the window at that red car. Looks like my ex's huh? What if it was? That would be so weird. She doesn't even know where I live."

Duder 2: "Holy shit dude isn't that her brother getting out of the car? That is her dude."

Duder 1: "Fuck! Are you kidding? I hope she didn't see me or my car outside."

Duder 2: "Ha ha that's funny shit. Talk about a joke reality check."

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signature rhyme

A rapper's most used line in various rap songs. Good rappers will find a way to squeeze their signature rhyme into multiple songs.

Duder 1: "How about this? 'I see your girl, she lookin my way. Later tonight I'll ride her like a sleigh'".

Duder 2: "Ha ha. Dude you used 'ride her like a sleigh' in three songs already. It's gonna be your signature rhyme."

Duder 1: "Protect ya neck!"

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