reverse rodney

When multiple, powerful black police officers beat the crap out of a white guy on the street while they are being filmed.

Duder 1: "Oh snap dude look over there. That redneck is getting his ass kicked by LAPD."

Duder 2: "Yea boy! Good thing I got my camera with me. Let's go get this reverse rodney on film."

Duder 1: "Word doggy, word."

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got born

Alternate term for a spawn in a video game.

Duder 1: "Watch out man they got snipers everywhere."

Duder 2: "Oh shit I'm hit! I just got born."

Duder 1: "That sucks dude."

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peace out I'm out

An alternate way to say goodbye to a person, especially when you don't really care about them.

Chica: "Damn that was good. I came like 4 times. Was it good for you?"

Duder: "I'm gettin' my pants on then it's peace out I'm out bitch. Don't call me."

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homeless beat down escape

When you barely get away from getting your ass kicked by a homeless person.

Duder 1: "Hey broke ass! What you gonna do? Nice ratty ass wife beater. Go beg for change son!"

Duder 2: "Holy shit dude he's coming right for you. We can't get away dude, I'm pumping gas."

Homeless Dude: "What the fuck did you say man? I'll kick your ass."

Duder 1: "Me? Nothing man. I'd never talk shit to you. I didn't say anything dude."

Duder 2: "Holy shit that homeless guy was ripped. He would have beat the shit out of you. Nice homeless beat down escape though."

Duder 1: "Fuck dude why did you stop for gas? I almost died. And you would have just laughed you dickety!"

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bac-o-whore

A loser that does anything for bacon and is obsessed with all bacon flavored products.

Duder 1: "Is that bacon cologne? No girl is going to fuck you with that on."

Duder 2: "Dude I don't care, I'm all about the bacon!"

Duder 1: "You're such a bac-o-whore."

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poon typhoon

A swarm of girls, particularly at a night club, that move throughout an area leaving disappointment.

Duder 1: "Yo man watch out there's a poon typhoon comin'!"

Duder 2: "Awwww snap! Damn these girls are fine."

Duder 1: "You ok man?"

Duder 2: "Yea doggy, I think I got some blue balls though."

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favor from above

A favor from above is completed when you are perched high above your friends wedding with a sniper rifle and pick him off the altar just before he weds his fiance. This is most commonly done because you can't stand the bitch he's going to marry and you need to put your friend out of his indefinite misery.

Duder 1: "Damn dude can't belive the big day is next week. Is she letting you have a bachelor party?"

Duder 2: "No, she said I can't have one. But she's having like three bachelorette parties."

Duder 1: "Wow dude you're miserable. Hopefully you'll receive a favor from above next week..."

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