wet poncho

The act of reusing a condom.

I ran out of condoms so I had to use a wet poncho.

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anav aqualung

When you're getting head and you force the girls head onto your cock. Then when she tries to come up for a breath you bust down her throat. The key is timing. She has to be inhaling in order for it to truly be an ANAV aqualung. Semen MUST enter the lungs.

I gave this girl the ANAV aqualung so bad when my load hardened in her lungs she had emphysema.

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Fan Room Picasso

The act of jerking off in multiple places in the fan room of a nuclear submarine. The arcing loads of jizz splashing on the ventilation equipment creating works of abstract expressionism. The Picasso reference was due to the boxy nature of the equipment in the fan room and Picasso’s cubism period.

Little sailor Billy is a fan room Picasso during field day. Better steer clear or you could lose an eye.